Zoom Going Nowhere Onesie
Zoom Going Nowhere Onesie
Zoom Going Nowhere Onesie

Going Nowhere Onesie

£85.00 GBP

They said I could sleep when I’m dead but I’d rather sleep now..

This is the ultimate isolation piece for all of you lazy bones. Made from a super soft fleece-back jersey; this oversized onesie is adorned with gnarly printed graphics. It features a zip front fastening, front and side pockets and a drawstring collar finished with our signature metal hardware.

If you love the dark and a good nightmare then this is the perfect rest in peace number for you. 

You'll undoubtedly live in this onesie, but that's fine - we make no judgements here. 


  • Designed by Mary Wyatt in our North London studio. This onesie is hand printed locally in London, in a factory with over 30 years experience creating high quality garments for premium brands.

    We never mass produce - shop consciously.


Rona is 5ft 5 a UK 8 and wears a size 1.

Please note that this is an oversized, slouchy garment. If you'd prefer a more fitted silhouette then we recommend sizing down.

Measurements are taken in inches, when the garment is flat.


UK 6, 8, 10

19" Chest 
27" Inseam 
53" Full length
24" Sleeve


UK 10, 12, 14

21" Chest
30" Inseam
56" Full Length
26" Sleeve


UK 16, 18, 20 

23" Chest 
32" Inseam
60" Full Length
27" Sleeve 

4 UK 20, 22, 24

24" Chest
33" Inseam
63" Full Length
29" Sleeve 


Fabric & Care

- 60% / 40% Polyester 
- OEKO-TEX certified fabric
- Wash at 30
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron low on reverse avoiding print
- Do not dry clean

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
Laura Reed (United Kingdom)
Metal AF lounge wear & comfy AF too!

I freaking love this onesie! The material is thick, warm, fuzzy & soft on the inside & is sooooo comfortable. I am a UK 10, 5ft3 (160cm) & I ordered a size 1. If you are taller you will definitely need to size up & I probably would have sized up to a 2 if I had been able to 'try before I buy', but I am happy with the size none the less, it's still very roomy in the stomach department! The print is amazing quality & the side zip pocket is super deep - perfect for a phone to stop an accidental phone down the ports loo situation at a music festival! Love love love it! 🖤❤️

Barbee Mayer (United States)
great quality

Great quality and quick service!

Ewelina Smola (United Kingdom)
The best

I knew I had to get it since I first saw it and did not regret it for a moment. The design, quality, comfort.. everything on point. I did order smallest size to begin with but it was a bit too tight, so I exchanged it for 2 and it is just perfect. I'm 10-12 and about 5'5-6 for reference.

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